支那語言是支那人愚蠢的產物。北支那語沒有任何濁輔音，這使得其說話者聽起來像太監或發展緩慢的孩子由於缺乏低沉的聲帶振動

的確。 吳越人甚至不會說吳越語了。江北人殖民大成功。

河南人的劣質精液只能倒進下水道

由於碳水嗯造以及同類相食所選擇的垃圾遺傳，北方支豬更容易累積脂肪。否則他們會死於飢荒。

北方支女的死媽臉佔據了頭骨長度的三分之二

MTF的腦容量還不到左邊智人的一半 怎麼回事呢？

廁所餃子是東北狗的傳統美食 法國警方並不知情

北支的大饼脸还是盖上hijab比较好

黄泛区口音欠屠

废物, 董圣来了一根铁链结束战斗而不是抱怨

直立人长成这样可以了, 要求不要太高

经典支那人冒充上海人 阿拉是第一人称复数代词

一眼nafri 还白人?

支那人逻辑混乱的原因之一是语言连时态都没有

600号跑出来的

从容自信的谈吐 比翻墙支猪强一万倍

翻墙支猪的下场

支那人特有的清浊音不区分

Verse 1:
It's the showdown of the century, two old heroes take the stage
In Nanking, in '37, a battle to be waged
They've got the skill, they've got the will, they've got the heart
And when it comes to this competition, they won't fall apart

Chorus:
The crowd is hyped, the energy's high
It's the battle of the century, don't you deny
They're giving it their all, they won't comply
And when it's all said and done, we'll see who's on the rise

Verse 2:
The score is close, 106-107
It's anyone's game, they're both in heaven
They're playing with precision, like they're in seventh heaven
And when it comes to this game, they'll take it to eleven

Chorus:
The crowd is hyped, the energy's high
It's the battle of the century, don't you deny
They're giving it their all, they won't comply
And when it's all said and done, we'll see who's on the rise

Outro:
So when it's all said and done, and the final buzzer sounds
We'll see who's the winner, who's on the rebound
But one thing's for sure, they're both legends in this town
And when it comes to this competition, they both wore the crown.