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底下这段是讲一个支那小留在公交车上扰民然后撒泼的
I had to mace a guy on a bus once. There were like 6 people total on the bus including me, all in the front half, enjoying what might've been the most peaceful trip down Pac Highway (seatac, wa) I've ever experienced in many years of riding that route. Then we pull up to a stop, and some Asian wanna-be gangster gets on, pants sagging to his knees, teeshirt hangs to his shins, hat five sizes too large, and holding his phone out in front of him to have some stupid conversation.
We'd barely started to move when he, sitting all the way in the back of the bus, starts screaming profanity into it at the top of his lungs trying to sound all hard about some BS or another. I tried to ignore it for a minute but it was so loud it was grating. I turned around and as nicely as I could, asked "Hey man, would you mind keeping it down a bit, please?"
He yelled "fuck you n***a!" and went back to screaming into his phone. At the next stop the driver got on the PA and said "Sir, this is your stop...." a few seconds passed and then "..you in the back, you need to get off the bus. Now."
"What? F*** that! Where's that F$%^ing p!@#$ a$% white b!@#$ at?!" as he starts marching down the aisle all angrily. I really didn't expect to ever have to do this, but reached into my coat pocket, got my hand on my pepper spray, flipped the spray safety into firing position, and waited. He came over, started trying to loom over me in my seat, as I have my back to the wall and I'm facing the aisle. And he telegraphed a punch--I'm pretty sure he was going to do at least one "fakeout" punch to try and make me flinch, but the second that motion started I whipped out the pepper spray and blasted him dead in the eyes for like a quarter of a second, which was plenty of time to coat the everloving hell out of his face.
He starts screaming, freaking out and immediately makes his way to the front of the bus and gets off. The driver pulled down the street another stop before letting everyone off. Some poor guy across the aisle had apparently caught a whiff of the spray. Not much, and not direct, but I'm guessing he had mild asthma or something. He had a young girl with him (maybe a grand-daughter, about 9 years old?) and she seemed totally unaffected, as did everyone else on the bus. And as luck would have it, that was the first day of the rapid ride buses that had no openable windows in them. They depended entirely on an air circulation system. So no airing out the bus, everyone just had to get out. I got the heck out of dodge because I didn't want ot get arrested. I always worried about that guy, though.
A year or two later I was at a bus stop a few miles up from where all that happened, when I heard someone go "hey man, don't I know you? Yeah, you're that guy who maced that guy on the bus that one time!"
It was the older guy who had caught some overspray. I started apologizing and told him I felt awful about that, and always hoped he had been okay, and he reassured me saying "nah man you did exactly what you had to do. I'd have done the same if I was you. It's all good."
And that's my long ass story about macing a dude on the bus.
I had to mace a guy on a bus once. There were like 6 people total on the bus including me, all in the front half, enjoying what might've been the most peaceful trip down Pac Highway (seatac, wa) I've ever experienced in many years of riding that route. Then we pull up to a stop, and some Asian wanna-be gangster gets on, pants sagging to his knees, teeshirt hangs to his shins, hat five sizes too large, and holding his phone out in front of him to have some stupid conversation.
We'd barely started to move when he, sitting all the way in the back of the bus, starts screaming profanity into it at the top of his lungs trying to sound all hard about some BS or another. I tried to ignore it for a minute but it was so loud it was grating. I turned around and as nicely as I could, asked "Hey man, would you mind keeping it down a bit, please?"
He yelled "fuck you n***a!" and went back to screaming into his phone. At the next stop the driver got on the PA and said "Sir, this is your stop...." a few seconds passed and then "..you in the back, you need to get off the bus. Now."
"What? F*** that! Where's that F$%^ing p!@#$ a$% white b!@#$ at?!" as he starts marching down the aisle all angrily. I really didn't expect to ever have to do this, but reached into my coat pocket, got my hand on my pepper spray, flipped the spray safety into firing position, and waited. He came over, started trying to loom over me in my seat, as I have my back to the wall and I'm facing the aisle. And he telegraphed a punch--I'm pretty sure he was going to do at least one "fakeout" punch to try and make me flinch, but the second that motion started I whipped out the pepper spray and blasted him dead in the eyes for like a quarter of a second, which was plenty of time to coat the everloving hell out of his face.
He starts screaming, freaking out and immediately makes his way to the front of the bus and gets off. The driver pulled down the street another stop before letting everyone off. Some poor guy across the aisle had apparently caught a whiff of the spray. Not much, and not direct, but I'm guessing he had mild asthma or something. He had a young girl with him (maybe a grand-daughter, about 9 years old?) and she seemed totally unaffected, as did everyone else on the bus. And as luck would have it, that was the first day of the rapid ride buses that had no openable windows in them. They depended entirely on an air circulation system. So no airing out the bus, everyone just had to get out. I got the heck out of dodge because I didn't want ot get arrested. I always worried about that guy, though.
A year or two later I was at a bus stop a few miles up from where all that happened, when I heard someone go "hey man, don't I know you? Yeah, you're that guy who maced that guy on the bus that one time!"
It was the older guy who had caught some overspray. I started apologizing and told him I felt awful about that, and always hoped he had been okay, and he reassured me saying "nah man you did exactly what you had to do. I'd have done the same if I was you. It's all good."
And that's my long ass story about macing a dude on the bus.
回复： 看见恁葱进来一堆这种玩意肯定会有很多葱狗破防，我很高兴
昨天最好玩的帖子是什么“中国民主化之后会是东亚最不支的”，差不多是这个意思，现在找不着了，可能是管理嫌太丢人给删了
我本来给复制到这来了，后来又感觉过于意义不明，删了
我本来给复制到这来了，后来又感觉过于意义不明，删了
