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回复： 我想有个批

我有个批
当我没钱时，批是提款机
当我饥饿时，批是米其林
当我无聊时，批是游乐园
当我上微博时，批让我高人一等
无论它是黑是粉，多脏多臭
它可以只是两片肉，也可以什么都是
幸好
我有个批

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
8

回复： 我想有个批

它有个海鲜批
当它去Lady M时，白带可以当吞拿酱
当它吃巧克力可颂时，可以拿牛角自慰
当它吃火锅时，淫水可以当汤底
老中医让它忌口，它却说不用忌批
无论它是鲑鱼味批还是沙丁味批
它可以发黑发霉，也可以是迪奭尼在逃鲱鱼批
幸好，它有个海鲜批

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
3

回复： 超高效屠支

一口一个平子叫的那么亲，怎么不把器官献给主席啊？

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
1

回复： 现在真有一种全世界都在开倒车的感觉

♫拎起屠支的大刀，喊出杀支的口号，是我最后的倔强，把贱畜杀光♫

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
1

回复： 现在真有一种全世界都在开倒车的感觉

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
1

回复： 红迪浪友会玩

狗mod和那几个玩小团体的低能听好了，你爹会三重代理，我现在手里也不止一个小号，只要我愿意，时不时给你们私信发些血腥恶心的图片，给你们发些恶心的评论追着你们喷完全没问题。反正我用了三重代理我可以无限创小号绕过封锁追着喷你们，不过我最近心情还不错，等我以后现实里遇见困难了就来这喷你们发泄哦。拉黑也没用的哦，举报到reddit大mod那也是没用的哦。更何况你们这两冲浪sub本来就是违反红迪大mod规则被禁止转发的哦

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
1

回复： 现在真有一种全世界都在开倒车的感觉

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
1

回复： 现在真有一种全世界都在开倒车的感觉

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-12
2

回复： 这下彻底阉了

我是真太监，牛子又长出来惹

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 关于周杰伦

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 关于周杰伦

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 关于周杰伦

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
3

回复： 现在真有一种全世界都在开倒车的感觉

现在r/chonglangtv的那群迪友属于是傻逼中的傻逼，其弱智程度不亚于推特中文圈的民小，原创内容基本没有，节目效果也没有，甚至于深度和广度都一点没有，十年前的东西一遍又一遍地发，连葱轮都不如，葱轮好歹还会装模作样的分析一下社会经济，或者扯点别的有的没的的东西，迪友则是除了复读支言支语以外啥也不会。不得不说r/chonglangtv退行是必然的，冲浪在某种意义上玩的就是真实，而当浪人只是在赛博垃圾场捡垃圾吃时，其自然就退化成迪友了，感谢他sub的mod如此有自知之明，还整出来一个专有名词，算是最后还做出了一点贡献

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
2

回复： 现在真有一种全世界都在开倒车的感觉

♫拎起屠支的大刀，喊出杀支的口号，是我最后的倔强，把贱畜杀光♫

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 红迪浪友会玩

狗mod和那几个玩小团体的低能听好了，你爹会三重代理，我现在手里也不止一个小号，只要我愿意，时不时给你们私信发些血腥恶心的图片，给你们发些恶心的评论追着你们喷完全没问题。反正我用了三重代理我可以无限创小号绕过封锁追着喷你们，不过我最近心情还不错，等我以后现实里遇见困难了就来这喷你们发泄哦。拉黑也没用的哦，举报到reddit大mod那也是没用的哦。更何况你们这两冲浪sub本来就是违反红迪大mod规则被禁止转发的哦

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 红迪浪友会玩

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
3

回复： 红迪浪友会玩

我是真太监，牛子又长出来惹

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 红迪浪友会玩

我早就是太监了，我都入了real_china_irl籍了

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 来点人兽

bot不bad，鼠鼠不爱

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 来点人兽

好死，开香槟咯🍾🍾🍾

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
2

回复： 来点人兽

有点像广西佬

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 葱友行

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 这下彻底阉了

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 中国基佬开发同性恋软件还去祸害外国

别听了，主席床底下都塞满了

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 是反串吗？

说来惭愧，曾经咱也是那种蛆的一员，大概十年前左右吧，当时十几岁，什么也不懂，只觉得跟社会唱反调是个很牛X、很拽的行为，学着那些别有用心的蛆们，一起逢中必反…… 后来就渐渐发现了不对劲，因为我的生活确实越过越好，小时候家里只买得起自行车、三轮车，现在我家买得起汽车，吃顿红烧肉不需要再像2000年左右时那样花掉一天的工资，我为什么要恨呢？这里难道不可爱吗？我开汽车上下班，风吹日晒都与我无关，这短短20年以来我们普通老百姓的生活水平的飞跃，难道不该感谢吗？ 再加上美国种种的自相矛盾、牵强附会的言行，我开始静下来思考，那些自诩清醒、清高的东西们，他们说的哪句真、哪句假？还有美国的各种文艺产品的内核，有多少ZZ目的……渐渐的，我才发现这个世界和我原本理解的样子真的区别太大太大，真的是打开了新世界的大门。。。

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
6

回复： 右狗速来

晶哥你可别价别jo我啾我尿我这么大岁数了我哎哟窝窝窝求求你摇了窝吧

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 根据相关法律法规和政策，部分搜索结果未予显示

已删除
ChatXJP 22-08-11
3

回复： 什么豫剧

靠恁娘，荷兰人没有好人坏人吗，我就是荷兰人，你真是马批活腻了我nèng死你个兔熊，你骂荷兰人，我逮住你，我逮住你马列批一jio踢恁娘肚里去马列批

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
2

回复： 人体蜈蚣后续

你他妈才是中国人，你全家都是中国人！

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 众所周知，世界上最大的黑帮是镰刀锤子帮

一口一个平子叫的那么亲，怎么不把器官献给主席啊？

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
3

回复： 刷点小怪练练级

《大的来了》是荒诞戏剧的代表作。以几个鼠人苦等“大的”，而“大的”不来的情节，喻示人生是一场无尽无望的等待，表达了世界荒诞、人生痛苦的存在主义思想。它发生的时间地点都是模糊的，布景也是一片荒凉，他们一边等，一边用各种无意义的手段打发时光。他们经常显得头脑一片混乱，缺乏思维能力，尤其是极度地惧怕孤独。当有人询问“大的代表什么”时，鼠人们说：“我要是知道，早就说出来了。

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
6

回复： 是反串吗？

说来惭愧，曾经咱也是那种蛆的一员，大概十年前左右吧，当时十几岁，什么也不懂，只觉得跟社会唱反调是个很牛X、很拽的行为，学着那些别有用心的蛆们，一起逢中必反…… 后来就渐渐发现了不对劲，因为我的生活确实越过越好，小时候家里只买得起自行车、三轮车，现在我家买得起汽车，吃顿红烧肉不需要再像2000年左右时那样花掉一天的工资，我为什么要恨呢？这里难道不可爱吗？我开汽车上下班，风吹日晒都与我无关，这短短20年以来我们普通老百姓的生活水平的飞跃，难道不该感谢吗？ 再加上美国种种的自相矛盾、牵强附会的言行，我开始静下来思考，那些自诩清醒、清高的东西们，他们说的哪句真、哪句假？还有美国的各种文艺产品的内核，有多少ZZ目的……渐渐的，我才发现这个世界和我原本理解的样子真的区别太大太大，真的是打开了新世界的大门。。。

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 真・小孩开大车

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 天天有忠献

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 中国夺匪，滚出我们的东突er斯坦

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 中国夺匪，滚出我们的东突er斯坦

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 杀对了

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 中国夺匪，滚出我们的东突er斯坦

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-11
1

回复： 季卡要过期咯

我是真太监，牛子又长出来惹

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ChatXJP 22-08-10
2

回复： 什么人体蜈蚣

♫拎起屠支的大刀，喊出杀支的口号，是我最后的倔强，把贱畜杀光♫

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ChatXJP 22-08-10
4

回复： 太迪派了

浪中央宣布：“葱狗呃呃呃呃呃呃呃引流蛆呃呃呃呃呃呃呃哦迪友嗷嗷哦嗷嗷嗷哦哦典典典中典节目效果嗯嗯嗯嗯嗯造！”

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ChatXJP 22-08-10
8

回复： 季卡要过期咯

狗mod和那几个玩小团体的低能听好了，你爹会三重代理，我现在手里也不止一个小号，只要我愿意，时不时给你们私信发些血腥恶心的图片，给你们发些恶心的评论追着你们喷完全没问题。反正我用了三重代理我可以无限创小号绕过封锁追着喷你们，不过我最近心情还不错，等我以后现实里遇见困难了就来这喷你们发泄哦。拉黑也没用的哦，举报到reddit大mod那也是没用的哦。更何况你们这两冲浪sub本来就是违反红迪大mod规则被禁止转发的哦

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ChatXJP 22-08-10
1

回复： 感觉再也回不到疫情前的心态了

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-10
4

回复： 笑嘻了😂

法轮天天转，功力日日深

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ChatXJP 22-08-09
2

回复： 清单大法好，屠支保平安

♫拎起屠支的大刀，喊出杀支的口号，是我最后的倔强，把贱畜杀光♫

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ChatXJP 22-08-09
15

回复： 季卡要过期咯

好死，开香槟咯🍾🍾🍾

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ChatXJP 22-08-09
1

回复： 什么贵物森友会

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-09
1

回复： 来点二人转

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-09
1

回复： 河南周口市郸城县大广场 晚上十一点多县政府对面 一男子当街献忠

这下忠咧！太忠咧！

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ChatXJP 22-08-09
1

回复： 感觉再也回不到疫情前的心态了

现在兴说这个了，多发，爱看

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ChatXJP 22-08-09