NPM IS RECRUITING!

Requirements (only one is needed to do)

poopsign by someone else or yourself
destruction of windows with frozen poop
splatter pee all over car
pee on a picture of NPM
cum on a picture of NPM
make someone or yourself play with poop in the name of NPM
Put posters up of NPM around your city

Bonus: record yourself with a mask for NPM edits

DM: @rapethemundane